Movie Reviews



Piranha 3-D

A lot of gore. So much gore that after awile the deaths where becoming really funny. After the first 10 minutes of the movie the Piranhas start killing everyone. In that scene there was a guy in a speedboat that was trying to get away from the Piranhas and he started hitting people in the water with his boat, everyone cheered when the Piranhas finally killed him.
This movie killed off characters that you wanted to live. There was this girl that you wanted to live and she survive most of the movie, but by the ending they just kill her. Then there was a guy who you wanted to die. I mean he was so annoying if I was Jake (a character in the movie) I would pushed this guy overboard. He dies in the best way though the Piranhas bite his dick off. Then everyone in the theater cheered and clapped.
The ending was so perfect, I don't want to spoil it. You have to see the perfect ending for yourself. Let's talk about the 3-D. I'm not a green freak but it was such a waste. There nothing in 3-D, nothing. You don't even notice it.
All that aside Piranha 3-D was great. Go see it. The best horror movie I've seen this summer, maybe this year. I give it a 8.5/10. Very good.